IF you sneeze on Monday, you sneeze for danger;
Sneeze on a Tuesday, kiss a stranger;
Sneeze on a Wednesday, sneeze for a letter;
Sneeze on a Thursday, something better;
Sneeze on a Friday, sneeze for sorrow;
Sneeze on a Saturday, see your sweetheart to-morrow.
(Nursery Rhyme)
Monday - Sneeze for Danger
It was a frigid, rainy day in Munich when Herr Niesen came down with a cold.
It was a tremendous cold with terrible sniffles and sneezes. As on older
gentleman, Herr Niesen's body couldn't handle sicknesses like he did in his
younger days. His sneezes caused him to be sent home early from work. Herr
Niesen pack his briefcase and began his journey. The rain lightened to a gentle
drizzle, making it an easier walk to his house, or so he thought. Sneeze here.
Sneeze there. Sneeze everywhere. Herr Niesen sneezed so much that he didn't
notice that he stumbled into a construction site on Deidesheimer St. A wrecking
ball barely missed his head as he sneezed so harshly that he fell backwards.
Pieces of concrete falling from the building landed just centimeters from Herr
Niesen's feet as his sneezes moved his body to avoid any possible destruction.
It was as if Herr Niesen was dancing with danger in a sneezing waltz.
Miraculously, the sneezing gentleman survived Deidesheimer St. Approaching the
end of the block, Herr Niesen let out a horrific sneeze that blew him to the
ground. Mucus dripped from his stuffy nose until a dirty, black stray pranced to
Herr Niesen's side and licked the mucus right off his face. Quite disgusted,
Herr Niesen quickly brushed himself off and scorned the strange dog. Herr
Niesen made his way home, sneezing every step of the way.
Tuesday - Kiss a Stranger
Achoo! A sneeze disturbed Herr Niesen's sleep at the crack of dawn. He
reached over to his night stand to grab his pocket watch when he realized it
wasn't there. Herr Niesen never misplaces his pocket watch. He scanned his
entire house, but it was nowhere to be found! He must have dropped it back at
the construction site. He quickly dressed himself (with clothes mostly covered
in snot). Arriving at Deidesheimer St., Herr Niesen found the same black stray
dog chewing on his pocket watch. The mutt ran to Herr Niesen and licked his
face. Herr Nisesen chuckled as the stray's licks tickled his chin.
What an
odd dog! Showing affectionate kisses to a stranger, Herr Niesen thought.
The gentleman retrieved his pocket watch and took the dog home. A sneeze here.
A sneeze there. Surprisingly, Herr Niesen was not sneezing everywhere.
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(The black dog licking Herr Niesen's face - Personal Photo) |
Wednesday - Sneeze for a Letter
Herr Niesen was walking his new friend around the neighborhood block when
another sneeze storm shot mucus in the air! He caught a flyer that was drifting
in the wind and soaked it with gooey nose slime. Then something caught his eye.
On the flyer were bold letters that read
LOST DOG with a picture of the
same black stray. There was a number to call and an address to deliver the dog.
The flyer continues with
RESPONDS TO THE NAME BOOGER.
"Booger?" questioned Herr Niesen and the dog wagged his tail in
response. Although Herr Niesen didn't want to return Booger, he felt guilty if
he kept his new friend. With much regret, Herr Niesen wrote the letter to the
owner explaining that he found Booger. He sneezed once, then sniffled.
Thursday - Something Better
By Thursday, Herr Niesen felt his health returning to a normal state
so he spent his day playing fetch with Booger. Tomorrow was the day the owner
would pick up Booger from his house. He felt sad that he would only have Booger for the next 24 hours... He didn't sneeze at all. In fact, he felt
much better.
Friday - Sneeze for Sorrow
It was another pitiful day in Munich with rain showers all afternoon,
but Herr Niesen was not sneezing. He was curled up in the couch with Booger,
waiting for his owner to retrieve the dog at 3:00 PM. Minutes appeared to be
mere seconds as time flew by on the clock. 2:35 PM. Tick tock. 2:45 PM... 2:55
PM. Five minutes remained. Herr Niesen looked at Booger's furry face and hugged
it close to him. The clock struck 3:00PM. There was a knock at the door. Herr
Niesen open the door hesitantly and met a beautiful elderly woman named Frau
Kleenex. She also had a terrible cold, and sneezed every second. She thanked
Herr Niesen between her sneezes and left with Booger. After Booger's departure,
Herr Niesen sneezed for the first time since his recovery. Achoo! He sneezed.
Achoo! Achoo! He sneezed again. His sneeze attack came again with a rage. Herr
Niesen sneezed all night, leaving him sleep deprived, but the most suffering
came not from the sneezes, rather from the absence of his furry friend. For a
few minutes, Herr Niesen felt tears streaming down his face. With every tear
that fell for his sorrow, he sneezed.
Saturday - See Your Sweetheart Tomorrow
Herr Niesen stayed in bed all morning. His head pounded, and he was
congested. He thought to himself
I will NEVER leave my bed!
Then he heard scratching at his door.
Strange....I'm not expecting
visitors...But he heard the scratches again. This visitor seemed
persistent. Summoning all of his energy, Herr Niesen crawled out of bed and
made his way to the door. The peephole showed no one. He opened the door and
out came a familiar shaggy face with a wagging tail. Booger jumped on Herr
Niesen and licked his face with such excitement. Herr Niesen noticed a letter
attached to Booger's collar. It read
Booger missed his new friend. Join us
for brunch at 11:00AM tomorrow. Sincerely Frau Kleenex.Thrilled with his
invitation, Herr Niesen spent the rest of the afternoon playing with Booger and
planning his date with Frau Kleenex. He didn't sneeze the entire day.
Author's Note: "If you sneeze on a Monday, you sneeze for danger" is a nursery rhyme from
The Nursery Rhyme Book, edited by Andrew Lang (1897). The nursery rhyme discusses the consequences of sneezing during the week. It reminded me of old superstitions that my grandparents would tell me about sneezing or yawning without covering your mouth. So I imagined an old man who sneezed quite often. Since my grandparents always found happiness with their dogs, I decided to portray the dog as "the cure" to the old man's sickness. I picked Germany as the setting because as I was brainstorming ideas, my cousin was telling me about her first day in Beginning German. "Herr Niesen" translates to Mr. Sneeze and Frau Kleenex means Ms. Kleenex. I tried to relate each character by assigning them names that related to sneezing.